Perry Glasser

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MILLENNIAL WHINING

In Economics, Economy, Millenials, Political Economy, Politics, SOCIAL MEDIA on June 2, 2018 at 10:45 am

The jobless rate ticked own in May to a seasonally adjusted 3.8%, the lowest since April 2000…The last time the rate was lower was in 1969.
–Wall Street Journal, June 2, 2018

Since 1969?

Dollar$ turned 21 in 1969.

The good news reported by the Labor Department includes rising wages among all classes of workers irrespective of race, gender, or education, but Dollar$ could not help to think of Millennium friends who periodically flood social media with bitter attacks against those Baby Boomers who came of age when life was so easy, and who then spoiled everything for everyone ever after.

Dollar$ as a matter of disclosure is happy to reveal he is one of those Baby Boomers, and Dollar$ freely admits the rise in price to thrive in in the American economy has not always been even—the rise in cost of housing, education, and healthcare as percentages of incomes is staggering—but Dollar$ takes perverse pleasure in noting that there is simply no longer any contemporary rationalization for staying at home and whining about it.

Whining most often to each other about the unfairness of life is accomplished by cell phone (A Boomer Innovation) is, how there is never enough time to compete on the Internet (ABI) with video games (ABI) on their flat screen hi-def TV (ABI) and which leaves not much else to do except participate in Hook-Up culture enabled by easily obtained and easily used birth control (ABI). Leave alone the more significant cultural changes in Civil Rights, Women’s Rights, Voter Registration, Marriage Equality, and a half-dozen other causes, all essentially accomplished but under perpetual attack by troglodytes who long for an America that never was.

The price of social freedom and progress has always been vigilance.

But the good news means there is no excuse not to go forward. Sorry we did not get to it, but it is time to roll up your sleeves, kids. C’mon, my grandchildren are counting on you for:

  • Silent jet planes,
  • Genetic cures.
  • Economically viable renewable energy,
  • Relief from America’s oil, concrete, and rubber infrastructure.

And, yeah, like Captain Jean-Luc Picard, after some time on the holodeck, Dollar$ wants to kick back with refreshment prepared by voice-recog: “Computer, Earl Gray, hot.”

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