Perry Glasser

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PARANOIA STRIKE DEEP

In Business, Economics, Economy, EDUCATION, Finance, Political Economy, Politics, Wall Street on January 27, 2016 at 5:20 pm

WIZARD OF FINANCE

Suppose the financial community is conspiring to collapse the stock market.  I mean, just suppose.

Heavens to Murgatroyd! Why would they do that???

Glad you asked.

Since the only reason financial Wizards do anything is for more profit, Dollar$ in a fever of dread will outline the conspiracy scenario for you.

Dollar$ notes that Republicans Weasels, who represent monied interests, have no issue on which to run for the America presidency. They can manufacture some issues, but the American economy have just enjoyed:

  • plummeting energy costs
  • record automobile sales
  • the lowest unemployment in a decade
  • a rising minimum wage
  • rising home sales
  • a strong dollar
  • and the completion of a tax year that allowed investors to book profits with a Dow-Jones Industrial Average at an all time high.

Now that the record-breaking year is over, it is time to hammer stocks and terrify Citizens. Citizens  who believe the economy and the stock market are the same thing are sadly vulnerable. If the Wizards and Buccaneers can delude enough Citizens into believing the United States is in trouble, they might not vote for a Democrat!!!

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Citizen

There is no rational reason to think the US economy is troubled. Nor is there something called “market sentiment,” that outmoded fiction contradicted by the fact that 90 percent of all market volume is done by computers at the speed of light. Market perturbations are in fact a contest among algorithms.

Nor is the charade fooling the Fed—which refused to raise interest rates again today. Grass will not be growing in the streets of every American village any time soon. There is not coming financial collapse.

We are not even in the midst of a contraction.

What we’ve got is a bunch of rapacious bastards willing to endure paper losses for a half year in hopes of assuring future revenues and the continuation of the financial environment that enriches very few by squeezing the rest of us.

Call me paranoid.